How to Hide

In order of Priority

Cease all contact of any kind from Maga in your life. I'm not talking conservative, I mean hostile nazi Trumper. If they are full Q Rat Nazi then they are looking for reasons to report you. I have one in my life and wont be talking to them any time soon. I already know they monitor this blog and my poetry. Its one of the reasons that staying and fighting isnt an option; I lost the genetic lottery by being related to full functioning nazis.

Delete ALL your social media. Do it NOW. Mark is full Nazi and will keep it. Musk is full nazi and will keep it but if you delete it NOW, then the anti Trump meme you shared 9 years ago might not be accidently found by a Nazi Jan 21rst 2025. Reduce your internet footprint as much as you can.

Join the Nazi Republican Party. Look, if you are going to hide, do it right and while you might feel like you are coated in a thin layer of roach film having your name affiliated with nazis, unless you are already on their (insert bad thing here) list or if you can PASS for (insert bad thing here) list, by joining the Nazi Republican Party, you can delay the treatment given to other (insert bad thing here) unless you are Trans or a publicly known Loser Democrat.

Join a church. I recommend the Mormon Church for three reasons. 1) They worship gubbamint and Trump will like being worshipped. Their prophet doesnt want to lose the $$$$ by speaking against nazis and so all majority LDS states went for him. 2) Unlike Evangelicals, Catholics or other churches; Mormons actually DO help other mormons, but you will need to pay 10% of your income or at least enough to lie about, lying to nazi or nazi adjacent religions is OK 3)Its insanely easy to join and might protect you some from Nazi

Move to a Red State. Blue states will be Resisting. People who openly Resist will Die and anyone around them while Resisting that occurs will die.

Move to a suburban area, ideally exurban. As long as you dont have children who are stupid enough to say you arent nazis in school, or displaying Harris signs openly, blending in among your nazi or nazi adjacent neighboors may reduce your being targeted if you are able to pass as not (Insert Bad Thing Here).

Pay your taxes. Do not get on the government's radar in any way shape or form. The government is now Nazis.

Camoflauge your vehicle and house with pro cop and pro Leader imagery and bumperstickers. You want to make Nazi attention go as far from you as possible

Donate periodically to the Republican Nazi Party, join Truth Social, Buy Stock in the Leader's Company. Stay at a hotel owned by the Leader at least once a year.

Educate your children to praise the leader at all times; punish your children for speaking in public about democracy or freedom (unless its the freedom to kill Democraps)