Right now, CEO's lack empathy, lack brand awareness and are brazenly conspiring to defraud and depose the democratic government of the United States of America. I think, rather than even using the bleeding edge of Chat GPT, I'd like to see Elon Musk replaced with an Atari 2600. We'd have a group of randomly picked human judges and also blindly judge the performance of the company under Captain Ketamine and then again under an Atari 2600 using repurposed code from the game ET to randomly generate numbers and plug them into a road map and spreadsheet, with a board composed of tailored LLM's to act more efficient than the current C-suite empty suits letting Elon run their company into the ground.
I'm serious. This isn't that expensive; someone run a kickstarter for around 50-100K, and set up a peer tube, tiktok and YouTube channel (you have to use the open source version so the techbros can't cover it up.) Given the performance of the Ketamine Chainsaw drug lord edge lord stumbling about like an unlucky Mr Magoo clapped and cheered by the sycophants of Nero's court wouldn't be that hard to beat. An Atari 2600 can be programmed with basic business principals with a really cute face like the one on the Apple 2e at Showbiz Pizza with the voice synthesizer.
It would also smell considerably less.
Let's do it. Let's see if Elon's pathetic Tesla performance can be beaten by an Atari 2600. Frankly, I'm thinking we let his son, the one who called Trump a fake president and an etch a sketch could do better.
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
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