Sunday, March 16, 2025

The Whig Moment - Time for a New Third Party

 For years, I have argued that third parties were stupid in the United States because of Divurger's law.  This law proves mathematically, that people are going to choose two parties in our system.  It is why even Teddy Roosevelt couldn't do it.  What I do know is that the last time we had a meaningful new party was when one of the two national parties; the whigs, split in two over acceptance or rejection of disgusting southern slavery.

The republicans may be fractious but the democrats are about to have a major split.  The bought, corrupt and disgusting democratic leadership is very split from the base that wants them to fight trump and the blue who tribal loyalists who hate America and only care about the legislative advantages Schumer gives their favorite international cause.   If the democrats in the senate don't depose Schumer, then the party is ripe to split.  It will only take a leader who can rally people against the democrats and none of the bluewhos who are loyal to Vichy democrats will ever be allowed into public office again; just like the Republicans.

It can happen, and now, it looks like it will.

Wednesday, March 12, 2025

[Tech] AI Replacing CEO's

 Right now, CEO's lack empathy, lack brand awareness and are brazenly conspiring to defraud and depose the democratic government of the United States of America.   I think, rather than even using the bleeding edge of Chat GPT, I'd like to see Elon Musk replaced with an Atari 2600.  We'd have a group of randomly picked human judges and also blindly judge the performance of the company under Captain Ketamine and then again under an Atari 2600 using repurposed code from the game ET to randomly generate numbers and plug them into a road map and spreadsheet, with a board composed of tailored LLM's to act more efficient than the current C-suite empty suits letting Elon run their company into the ground.

I'm serious.  This isn't that expensive; someone run a kickstarter for around 50-100K, and set up a peer tube, tiktok and YouTube channel (you have to use the open source version so the techbros can't cover it up.)  Given the performance of the Ketamine Chainsaw drug lord edge lord stumbling about like an unlucky Mr Magoo clapped and cheered by the sycophants of Nero's court wouldn't be that hard to beat.   An Atari 2600 can be programmed with basic business principals with a really cute face like the one on the Apple 2e at Showbiz Pizza with the voice synthesizer.  

It would also smell considerably less.

Let's do it.  Let's see if Elon's pathetic Tesla performance can be beaten by an Atari 2600.  Frankly, I'm thinking we let his son, the one who called Trump a fake president and an etch a sketch could do better.  

Anyone?  Anyone? Bueller?  Bueller?

Sunday, March 9, 2025

Applied Baileyism - Printers that Fucking Work

 Printers have been a nightmare in this country for quite some time.   They are, frankly, dicks.  Among the shitty things they do, is to make printers that don't work, and they also make it impossible for third party manufacturers to make ink.  This have been going on for 30 years and they started the enshittification trend we have seen in tech again and again.   Capitalism was supposed to compensate, but Brother, the one 'good' manufacturer in printers now appears to be doing the same thing (they deny it but I mean, we're talking a tech bro company here; they are almost all satanic.)  I have never seen anyone say this, but I do have to wonder if one of the reasons they have a captive audience is the federal government requiring them to put a microscopic strip in any prints they make to track them.  After all, if the FBI wants a fucking backdoor in my encryption because they can't actually do their jobs the normal way, I can see why they would create a captive satanic market of printers that don't work.

Anywho this is meant to be a positive series, but it starts with a pretty awful situation.  You can't get a decent printer in this country.  So, here's the thing.  There is no government monopoly on printers even if the government is making it hard to make them.  So why not have a B corp that had a motivation besides profit to make them?  Hell, why not set up a not for profit to make profits to benefit humanity at cost.  I mean seriously, it might even take several million dollars but if a bunch of private citizens came together to build Printers That Work like the Bailey Building and Loan, then you might actually you know, have printers that work.

Google, back when it wasn't run by Shit Sundar Puchai, made Google Fiber to force the damn cable companies and phone companies to modernize their infrastructure.  They only put it in a few parts of the country, but it scared the slothful wasteful companies to actually clean up their act.  If someone set up a go fund me model with a slightly more expensive printer but one that sold at cost ink cartidges people would still go to that model in spades; because when you buy HP or any other American Printer you buy Shit in a Box.

In the United States, Late Stage Capitalism, has broken so many things, that there are tons of opportunities like this.   You can't build a new Google overnight but all the enshittified companies have primed themselves to be replaced by a B-corp or Not for Profit competitor because capitalism does not work, especially when you run out of other people's money to pay for it.

Tuesday, March 4, 2025

[Poem] Privatization Nightmare

He burn the forest

He blinds our watch for Hurricanes

Faith in our high road leaders is pointless

They are in no hurry to commit blooshed

There are no leaders

Able get millions in the streets

Or the ones that could

Are too busy arguing with bribed blood money bigots

As if there will ever be a free election again

The only hope is now

While we are in step 7

And they are on step 25

They will take every interaction you ever have 

With the gubbamint

And privatize it

And make you a permanent slave serf

With no wealth

And no hope

And their cult followers

Will cheer the whole way

I for one

Would rather die

Than be a slave

But America

Isnt the home of the free and brave

But the fat lazy and wimpy

Friday, February 28, 2025

Elon and Man In Suit

 I need to continue the political philosophy posts.  Every time I consider wrapping it up I get another insight I want to add.  But in the meantime I thought I should share a post about something

Never forget Elon Musk used men in suits to fake robots for his fans and he had a fake video game account.  I think the reason he has Trumps ear (unless he bought the pee tapes from Putin) but if Elon showed him some neat AI trick but lied and cheated then Trump might have him on a ticking clock

It would seem speculation but why else is he so threatened and obsessed with open AI?  Maybe the data he is feeding grok isnt enough and if so, what will Trump do when Elon's promises fall through?

Ticktock

Ticktock

Ticktock

Like the Captain Hook and the Crocodile

Sunday, February 16, 2025

[Poem] Louigi For President

 By Emmit Other

The supreme court says Presidents are Immune

Everyone not a blood money bribed dem

Says the Dems have lost the working class

Why not make two great separate tastes

Come together

And elect Louigi for President

Felons can run

That precedent has been established

And he has done the job

We want in a president

He can personally take care of the 1%

One at a time

He can pardon himself

And get out of prison

And he will be protected by the secret service

Louigi for President

If for no other reason

Than to piss off 

The assholes calling him a murderer

Friday, February 14, 2025

Baileyism - Mr. Potter

 Henry F. Potter (Wikpedia doesnt say what the F stands for but I imagine its Fucker) is the villain of our tale, and thus our philosophy.  He isn't just capitalism, he's late stage capitalism.  Does anyone doubt that Mr. Potter would be buying stock in Google, Microsoft and Apple because of their collusion on the Gulf of America in a criminal conspiracy against the people of the United States of America and should be charged accordingly?  He would invest in Blackwater, Blackrock, Goldman Sachs, Blood Diamonds, Tesla, Space X....the more evil the capital, the more he wants it.   He is described as a "robber baron" but to me he is more than that.   He is the face and the very personification of capitalism.  The actor who played him was well known as a voice for the Christmas Carol but Ebenezer Scrooge was a humbug skeptic who saw no use in humanity; there was redemption possible there.

Can you imagine the length of the chains for Mr. Potter?

The wonderful thing about It's a Wonderful Life is that it also is alternate universe fiction; and Monotheistic at that.  There are two timelines highlighted well and clearly.

The Baileyverse - Baileyism and FDR Social Democracy and Community all exist and America is the American Dream.  This is Hollywood reality.  Its a reality where you can imagine Captain America and Superman and the Forces of Good triumphing on a regular basis over the forces of evil.

The Potterverse - A slightly dystopian (at that time) mirror of the existing universe of what the world could be turned into where one man owned a whole town and trashed it for maximum enshittification and profit simply because he could.   This is our current reality.   The Satanic Tech Alliance, as well as Big Finance, The Military Industrial Complex and Big Housing all love this part of the movie and would happily use AI to edit it so that Mr. Potter won at the end.

Do you remember the rich asshole in Moulin Rouge, who pays for the "Spectacular Spectacular" and demands that the evil Raja win because rich people deserve to win? That's the Potterverse.  The Potterverse is so pervasive in our minds that unless you are already a dedicated anticapitalist, the Baileyverse seems like pie in the sky.  Bear in mind that of course there is a third category of people who believe that the Gubbamint could make everything better and that it would swoop in and solve everyone's problems and arrest mean old Mr. Potter and put him in jail for making a profit.

Socialists and Communists are a big fan of the Gubbamint universe and let's even pretend in their magical fantasy that instead of making it so George was never born, Mr. Potter wasn't and George was the mayor of the town.  George, one must remember, at the beginning of the movie is very much an optimistic capitalist; he wants to go see the world and get rich; the typical American Dream.  Of course the truly delightfully subversive nature of the movie is that it shows a different American Dream is possible; where everyone owns a home in a clean safe small town where Capitalists can do their filthy thing but have rules and regulations and boundaries.

Here is the problem with the Gubbamintverse....democracy which is VERY strong in the film even if the word democracy or elections are never mentioned.  This is variations on the AMERICAN dream, and you cannot have America without accountability of the elite; and simply put most examples of these gubbamints are at the point of a gun.  Having a bunch of thugs from out of town pointing guns at people changes the genre of the film entirely.  

It doesn't fit.  It doesn't belong.  

Long term, if America's will is broken to accept Autocracy, it won't be America anymore.  It might call itself that, but the spirit of the thing will in no way resemble the ideal.  To those opposed to the Empire of course, this is just deserts; but...I don't know about you but I find such people unpleasant to talk to and why would I want to or ally with them or allow them to affect dialog or my own thinking?

Such people, like Maga, have no part in a civilized society much less civilized debate.

But does Mr. Potter?  I personally don't think he does, but I can't be everywhere nor am I a god.  I believe I could enact a society that forbids Mr. Potter to exist or be a citizen or have rights and still be Its a Wonderful Life; but I have a very powerful fertile imagination and others simply can't.  And we want to actually affect change, in a positive way, not just find a pipe dream for whichever dictator (including a hypothetical me in this situation).  

It doesn't work.

But that's the wonderful thing about Baileyism.  IT does.   It allows regulated capitalism and simply bypasses it in a cultural fashion.  It doesn't require pointing guns at people, it just sets up a Building and Loan protected by the pittances of people paying in to it to barely withstand the forces of Mr Potter like an acorn until it grows and grows and grows and stops them.

Remember the actual Acorn and how the nazis destroyed it?  And how? By taking over the gubbamint.  If you have democracy, you will have conservatives like ants at a picnic.  And unless people are willing to suddenly find my ideas appealing, conservatism is never going to be outlawed.  But if you dont conservative proof your society, you are doomed.

The PURPOSE of Baileyism is to resist the Potters of the world, and do so in a way that lets a community thrive and grow.  Imagine a world where there wasn't just a Building and Loan but every shop in town was designed to keep Potter Out.  Imagine if instead of being Boomers, the next generation had been anti capitalist and learned the lessons of the movie to protect themselves from Potter Jr and Potter the III and Republicans.