Saturday, March 22, 2025

List of Shame (updated until he is gone)

 MLB - dei by executitve order

Colombia University - 400 million for masks

Harvard University - Fired professors to please the regime for the theocracy

Apple and Ghoulgul - Gulf of America

Disney and Meta – Settled lawsuits with Trump, paying $40 million, raising concerns about media independence.

Paul, Weiss; Skadden; Willkie Farr; Milbank law firms- Extorted for free Legal Services

American Car Companies - Didnt raise prices after tariffs after Trump threatened them

White House Correspondents Dinner - Didnt have an edgy comedian for fear it would offend the Leader

ABC News – Settled a defamation suit by making a $15 million donation to Trump's future presidential library, despite experts suggesting the case was defensible. ​


Sunday, March 16, 2025

The Whig Moment - Time for a New Third Party

 For years, I have argued that third parties were stupid in the United States because of Divurger's law.  This law proves mathematically, that people are going to choose two parties in our system.  It is why even Teddy Roosevelt couldn't do it.  What I do know is that the last time we had a meaningful new party was when one of the two national parties; the whigs, split in two over acceptance or rejection of disgusting southern slavery.

The republicans may be fractious but the democrats are about to have a major split.  The bought, corrupt and disgusting democratic leadership is very split from the base that wants them to fight trump and the blue who tribal loyalists who hate America and only care about the legislative advantages Schumer gives their favorite international cause.   If the democrats in the senate don't depose Schumer, then the party is ripe to split.  It will only take a leader who can rally people against the democrats and none of the bluewhos who are loyal to Vichy democrats will ever be allowed into public office again; just like the Republicans.

It can happen, and now, it looks like it will.

Wednesday, March 12, 2025

[Tech] AI Replacing CEO's

 Right now, CEO's lack empathy, lack brand awareness and are brazenly conspiring to defraud and depose the democratic government of the United States of America.   I think, rather than even using the bleeding edge of Chat GPT, I'd like to see Elon Musk replaced with an Atari 2600.  We'd have a group of randomly picked human judges and also blindly judge the performance of the company under Captain Ketamine and then again under an Atari 2600 using repurposed code from the game ET to randomly generate numbers and plug them into a road map and spreadsheet, with a board composed of tailored LLM's to act more efficient than the current C-suite empty suits letting Elon run their company into the ground.

I'm serious.  This isn't that expensive; someone run a kickstarter for around 50-100K, and set up a peer tube, tiktok and YouTube channel (you have to use the open source version so the techbros can't cover it up.)  Given the performance of the Ketamine Chainsaw drug lord edge lord stumbling about like an unlucky Mr Magoo clapped and cheered by the sycophants of Nero's court wouldn't be that hard to beat.   An Atari 2600 can be programmed with basic business principals with a really cute face like the one on the Apple 2e at Showbiz Pizza with the voice synthesizer.  

It would also smell considerably less.

Let's do it.  Let's see if Elon's pathetic Tesla performance can be beaten by an Atari 2600.  Frankly, I'm thinking we let his son, the one who called Trump a fake president and an etch a sketch could do better.  

Anyone?  Anyone? Bueller?  Bueller?

Sunday, March 9, 2025

Applied Baileyism - Printers that Fucking Work

Prev Next

Printers have been a nightmare in this country for quite some time.   They are, frankly, dicks.  Among the shitty things they do, is to make printers that don't work, and they also make it impossible for third party manufacturers to make ink.  This have been going on for 30 years and they started the enshittification trend we have seen in tech again and again.   Capitalism was supposed to compensate, but Brother, the one 'good' manufacturer in printers now appears to be doing the same thing (they deny it but I mean, we're talking a tech bro company here; they are almost all satanic.)  I have never seen anyone say this, but I do have to wonder if one of the reasons they have a captive audience is the federal government requiring them to put a microscopic strip in any prints they make to track them.  After all, if the FBI wants a fucking backdoor in my encryption because they can't actually do their jobs the normal way, I can see why they would create a captive satanic market of printers that don't work.

Anywho this is meant to be a positive series, but it starts with a pretty awful situation.  You can't get a decent printer in this country.  So, here's the thing.  There is no government monopoly on printers even if the government is making it hard to make them.  So why not have a B corp that had a motivation besides profit to make them?  Hell, why not set up a not for profit to make profits to benefit humanity at cost.  I mean seriously, it might even take several million dollars but if a bunch of private citizens came together to build Printers That Work like the Bailey Building and Loan, then you might actually you know, have printers that work.

Google, back when it wasn't run by Shit Sundar Puchai, made Google Fiber to force the damn cable companies and phone companies to modernize their infrastructure.  They only put it in a few parts of the country, but it scared the slothful wasteful companies to actually clean up their act.  If someone set up a go fund me model with a slightly more expensive printer but one that sold at cost ink cartidges people would still go to that model in spades; because when you buy HP or any other American Printer you buy Shit in a Box.

In the United States, Late Stage Capitalism, has broken so many things, that there are tons of opportunities like this.   You can't build a new Google overnight but all the enshittified companies have primed themselves to be replaced by a B-corp or Not for Profit competitor because capitalism does not work, especially when you run out of other people's money to pay for it.

Tuesday, March 4, 2025

[Poem] Privatization Nightmare

He burn the forest

He blinds our watch for Hurricanes

Faith in our high road leaders is pointless

They are in no hurry to commit blooshed

There are no leaders

Able get millions in the streets

Or the ones that could

Are too busy arguing with bribed blood money bigots

As if there will ever be a free election again

The only hope is now

While we are in step 7

And they are on step 25

They will take every interaction you ever have 

With the gubbamint

And privatize it

And make you a permanent slave serf

With no wealth

And no hope

And their cult followers

Will cheer the whole way

I for one

Would rather die

Than be a slave

But America

Isnt the home of the free and brave

But the fat lazy and wimpy

Friday, February 28, 2025

Elon and Man In Suit

 I need to continue the political philosophy posts.  Every time I consider wrapping it up I get another insight I want to add.  But in the meantime I thought I should share a post about something

Never forget Elon Musk used men in suits to fake robots for his fans and he had a fake video game account.  I think the reason he has Trumps ear (unless he bought the pee tapes from Putin) but if Elon showed him some neat AI trick but lied and cheated then Trump might have him on a ticking clock

It would seem speculation but why else is he so threatened and obsessed with open AI?  Maybe the data he is feeding grok isnt enough and if so, what will Trump do when Elon's promises fall through?

Ticktock

Ticktock

Ticktock

Like the Captain Hook and the Crocodile

Sunday, February 16, 2025

[Poem] Louigi For President

 By Emmit Other

The supreme court says Presidents are Immune

Everyone not a blood money bribed dem

Says the Dems have lost the working class

Why not make two great separate tastes

Come together

And elect Louigi for President

Felons can run

That precedent has been established

And he has done the job

We want in a president

He can personally take care of the 1%

One at a time

He can pardon himself

And get out of prison

And he will be protected by the secret service

Louigi for President

If for no other reason

Than to piss off 

The assholes calling him a murderer