Tuesday, June 25, 2013

[News] Maturity By Eating Poop

A young child, like a baby, might try to eat poop, because it doesn't know any better.

You're not going to give a child like that a gun are you?  Are you going to let a child drive?

Now, I am pro individual Gun rights, and hope to educate my children on how to handle a fire arm early...but not if they eat poop.  In fact, if they're eating mud or dirt, that means they're probably not old enough to handle important responsibility.

Now, metaphorically, Germany used to eat poop.  In WWII, they pretty much happily slammed the stuff into their mouth like it was candy.  And then, after WWII, they grew up.

But the South?  The South is Peter Pan.  The South didn't just eat more poop after the civil war, it held out a plate Oliver Twist Style and said, "Please Sir, may I have some more?"

For a hundred years they ate poop with legalized lynchings and murder and terrorism.

Then, finally, FINALLY the Civil Rights movement happened.

Now, the south likes to pretend it doesn't eat poop any more.  But how big a battle was it to remove the confederate flag?  Why is the south trying to suppress voting rights?  Why is the South denying that it has a problem? It's like an alcoholic and an eater of poop all in one.

Self Governance requires a basic level of ethical understanding.  If you can't understand that owning people as property is wrong, you can't be a state.  If you can't understand that denying the vote to citizens is wrong, you can't be a state.

Germany learned from Nazism.

The South hasn't learned from Confedercyism.

Until they stop eating poop, I think we might need to suspend the constitution in Red States.

It's not like it really worth anything but toilet paper right now thanks to the Bush Patriot Act and the Obama Collaboration.

Let's stop eating poop or having adult conversations with people who think eating poop is OK.  It is not OK.

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