Matt Stone and Trey Parker did a rather skillful job of making fun of Global Warming with their parody, "ManBearPig." This mysterious creature is half pig, half bear and half human. Of course, the sad thing is, that much like Pen and Teller, these otherwise intelligent individuals have through the grace of smelling their own farts, made themselves holders of the super super secret libertarian knowledge known as RandGoldOwl.
What is RandGoldOwl you say? It is a terrifying creature that walks the earth, that is Half Galt, Half Gold and Half Owl. The Galt half looks like a man, the perfect image of John Galt, super secret ninja messiah of the Libertarian party. Who is John Galt? John Galt is a man who believes that if you stop building it, it will all fall apart. The super secret rich people who really make everything work are the only thing that is keeping society from falling apart, and if they stop what they're doing, we will all be forced to follow the super secret special libertarian way of less government.
Gold. What is gold? It is a metal. This golem has magical metal properties and is the only basis for an economic system. Never mind that every nation on earth uses Fiat currency (including...by the way, North Korea and the libertarian paradise, Somalia) Gold is special. When the Fall comes from too much government spending, then only Gold will save us. There's gold in them hills, gold I tell you! Buy gold. Buy gold! Glen Beck says to buy gold. Sure he may be spouting off stuff about Obama being a ninja turtle mutant kenyan, but it is better to doubt your doubt than doubt your faith.
Gold.
And owl? Why owl? Because this owl represents the super secret knowledge that only Libertarians have. Only Matt Stone and Trey Parker and Penn and Teller can see the TRUTH. They know more than climate scientists. They know more than all the scientists. They know the secret of LESS government. They have read it in the tea leaves of the SECRET US Constitution. You might read the constitution and see one thing but in the SECRET SECRET SECRET US Constitution, the Chosen, those who are wise, can see the truth.
Thank God we have these special people to constantly remind us of RandGoldOwl. Without them, we might believe that government could be the solution, that the federal reserve stops economic collapse, and the actually obvious interpretation of the constitution were correct.
They know the secret. They know the way. They can see....RandGoldOwl.
Saturday, November 16, 2013
Wednesday, October 9, 2013
[Cons] Article I, Section 7
Electronic Democracy: If we have a pure electronic democracy with time locks of varying degrees, I think the key to moderation via time is basically allowing funds for established programs to raise or lower by up to 20% per year. This also encourages stability in budgets and helps popular programs get more funds.
And yes, exceeding income should, with all emergencies require a 2/3rd majority. If a war, disaster etc, can't get 2/3rd of a legislature, you probably don't need to be doing it. Whereas, as California has shown us, creating a budget only works if it is ONLY 51%. Anything else lets too much crazy in.
Tax rate adjustments up could be 60% but personally I like 55%...just past the whim of the mob, just short of allowing the crazy segment in most populations to totally block everything...
Legislatures: So...this might be read much later without all the historical context of what is going on right now in Congress. However, the brokenness of the American system is likely a legend that will live on a very very long time.
A bicameral legislature does stop some stupid stuff. But at the same time, in an emergency, when you NEED the budget to work, then having the government shut down is just plain stupid. In a parliament, you just hold new elections. England has two houses, but one holds the power of the purse. If you MUST have a legislature, have regulatory laws require both houses, but leave fiscal matters to just one.
For example, if for some entirely unknown reason you must retain something similar to our existing system, let the house control ONLY the purse. Crazy right, given the nuts running it? But if you make the other house simple veto only, it puts the responsibility clearly on one, and means if you can't come up with a budget, you just use the last one you had. Allowing any system to allow government to HALT just because you have opposing parties is just crazy.
Yes, that means the crazy can destroy a lot. That's why you don't elect them or vote them out.
Better yet....just don't have a legislature.
And yes, exceeding income should, with all emergencies require a 2/3rd majority. If a war, disaster etc, can't get 2/3rd of a legislature, you probably don't need to be doing it. Whereas, as California has shown us, creating a budget only works if it is ONLY 51%. Anything else lets too much crazy in.
Tax rate adjustments up could be 60% but personally I like 55%...just past the whim of the mob, just short of allowing the crazy segment in most populations to totally block everything...
Legislatures: So...this might be read much later without all the historical context of what is going on right now in Congress. However, the brokenness of the American system is likely a legend that will live on a very very long time.
A bicameral legislature does stop some stupid stuff. But at the same time, in an emergency, when you NEED the budget to work, then having the government shut down is just plain stupid. In a parliament, you just hold new elections. England has two houses, but one holds the power of the purse. If you MUST have a legislature, have regulatory laws require both houses, but leave fiscal matters to just one.
For example, if for some entirely unknown reason you must retain something similar to our existing system, let the house control ONLY the purse. Crazy right, given the nuts running it? But if you make the other house simple veto only, it puts the responsibility clearly on one, and means if you can't come up with a budget, you just use the last one you had. Allowing any system to allow government to HALT just because you have opposing parties is just crazy.
Yes, that means the crazy can destroy a lot. That's why you don't elect them or vote them out.
Better yet....just don't have a legislature.
Monday, October 7, 2013
An article worth reading
http://www.slate.com/articles/business/moneybox/2013/10/juan_linz_dies_yale_political_scientist_explains_why_government_by_crisis.html
Presidencies suck.
The constitution sucks.
Saturday, October 5, 2013
The National Punishment Act
Whereas, we of Congress recognize our failure to the American People to perform our congressional duties, we pass this legislation as penance for our failures, and further to allow future congresses to suffer if they fail in the same manner. We are not the first congress to fail, but we shall endevore to be the last.
1. Every year this act shall be law, an attempt shall be made to make its provisions an amendment to the constitution of the United States. This shall override all other parliamentary procedures and trump all considerations save a direct threat to the security of the United States.
2. Congress shall receive no pay of any kind when the government is shut down due to the failure to pass a budget.
3. Failure to raise the debt ceiling after passing a budget that exceeds the income of the United States shall be considered Treason against the United States of America and punishable by death. Legislatures may cut spending or raise taxes but they may not threaten the Full Faith and Credit of the United States.
4. While attempting to resolve a shut down, Congress may pass no legislation save a budget. The budget may not contain anything but funding procedures.
5. Any member of congress who fails to pass a budget is barred from seeking employment by any government contractor. This shall be enforced in that any private or public company hiring a budget failure member of congress shall have all funds within the jurisdiction of the United States immediately placed in escrow until they release the budget failure member of congress from their payroll.
Territorial Punishment
1. If, after failing to pass a budget, a district composed of the same geographic space reelects a congressman who failed to pass a budget; upon passage of a continuing resolution, all federal spending in the district of the reelected failure causing congressman shall be delayed an additional 30 days.
2. If, after voting to assault the full faith and credit of the United States, the members of the same district reelect the traitor or elect a second traitor within the span of 10 years, all federal funds shall be prohibited from being spent within that district saved for Earned Benefits such as Social Security, health care, etc.
Equality
1. Congress shall be forced to accept all benefits that it creates by legislation for the American populace. Any pensions, retirement benefits, salaries, perks, gifts or other paraphernalia of any kind that is regarded by the public at large as a benefit shall henceforth be forbidden if not available to the public at large as well.
2. All elected or appointed (ie confirmed by the senate) Federal officers in the legislative, judicial and executive branches shall maintain a public view of all financial assets and transactions at all times, updated, to the extent realistically possible in real time. All transactions must be posted within 60 days.
1. Every year this act shall be law, an attempt shall be made to make its provisions an amendment to the constitution of the United States. This shall override all other parliamentary procedures and trump all considerations save a direct threat to the security of the United States.
2. Congress shall receive no pay of any kind when the government is shut down due to the failure to pass a budget.
3. Failure to raise the debt ceiling after passing a budget that exceeds the income of the United States shall be considered Treason against the United States of America and punishable by death. Legislatures may cut spending or raise taxes but they may not threaten the Full Faith and Credit of the United States.
4. While attempting to resolve a shut down, Congress may pass no legislation save a budget. The budget may not contain anything but funding procedures.
5. Any member of congress who fails to pass a budget is barred from seeking employment by any government contractor. This shall be enforced in that any private or public company hiring a budget failure member of congress shall have all funds within the jurisdiction of the United States immediately placed in escrow until they release the budget failure member of congress from their payroll.
Territorial Punishment
1. If, after failing to pass a budget, a district composed of the same geographic space reelects a congressman who failed to pass a budget; upon passage of a continuing resolution, all federal spending in the district of the reelected failure causing congressman shall be delayed an additional 30 days.
2. If, after voting to assault the full faith and credit of the United States, the members of the same district reelect the traitor or elect a second traitor within the span of 10 years, all federal funds shall be prohibited from being spent within that district saved for Earned Benefits such as Social Security, health care, etc.
Equality
1. Congress shall be forced to accept all benefits that it creates by legislation for the American populace. Any pensions, retirement benefits, salaries, perks, gifts or other paraphernalia of any kind that is regarded by the public at large as a benefit shall henceforth be forbidden if not available to the public at large as well.
2. All elected or appointed (ie confirmed by the senate) Federal officers in the legislative, judicial and executive branches shall maintain a public view of all financial assets and transactions at all times, updated, to the extent realistically possible in real time. All transactions must be posted within 60 days.
Tuesday, August 13, 2013
[Cons] Article 1 Section 6 - Pretty much fine as is
This one works. This, plus the amendments that fix it are good enough.
Note, lobbying is a problem, but there is no way to limit that without limiting speech, and while I am starting to think for democracy to work you at least need to compel truth in certain sectors, it isn't a qualification of office per se.
Keeping this one short, though obviously it needs to be modernized in language so that someone with an IQ of 100 and 8th grade English skills can understand it. But that applies to the whole thing.
Note, lobbying is a problem, but there is no way to limit that without limiting speech, and while I am starting to think for democracy to work you at least need to compel truth in certain sectors, it isn't a qualification of office per se.
Keeping this one short, though obviously it needs to be modernized in language so that someone with an IQ of 100 and 8th grade English skills can understand it. But that applies to the whole thing.
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
[News] Maturity By Eating Poop
A young child, like a baby, might try to eat poop, because it doesn't know any better.
You're not going to give a child like that a gun are you? Are you going to let a child drive?
Now, I am pro individual Gun rights, and hope to educate my children on how to handle a fire arm early...but not if they eat poop. In fact, if they're eating mud or dirt, that means they're probably not old enough to handle important responsibility.
Now, metaphorically, Germany used to eat poop. In WWII, they pretty much happily slammed the stuff into their mouth like it was candy. And then, after WWII, they grew up.
But the South? The South is Peter Pan. The South didn't just eat more poop after the civil war, it held out a plate Oliver Twist Style and said, "Please Sir, may I have some more?"
For a hundred years they ate poop with legalized lynchings and murder and terrorism.
Then, finally, FINALLY the Civil Rights movement happened.
Now, the south likes to pretend it doesn't eat poop any more. But how big a battle was it to remove the confederate flag? Why is the south trying to suppress voting rights? Why is the South denying that it has a problem? It's like an alcoholic and an eater of poop all in one.
Self Governance requires a basic level of ethical understanding. If you can't understand that owning people as property is wrong, you can't be a state. If you can't understand that denying the vote to citizens is wrong, you can't be a state.
Germany learned from Nazism.
The South hasn't learned from Confedercyism.
Until they stop eating poop, I think we might need to suspend the constitution in Red States.
It's not like it really worth anything but toilet paper right now thanks to the Bush Patriot Act and the Obama Collaboration.
Let's stop eating poop or having adult conversations with people who think eating poop is OK. It is not OK.
You're not going to give a child like that a gun are you? Are you going to let a child drive?
Now, I am pro individual Gun rights, and hope to educate my children on how to handle a fire arm early...but not if they eat poop. In fact, if they're eating mud or dirt, that means they're probably not old enough to handle important responsibility.
Now, metaphorically, Germany used to eat poop. In WWII, they pretty much happily slammed the stuff into their mouth like it was candy. And then, after WWII, they grew up.
But the South? The South is Peter Pan. The South didn't just eat more poop after the civil war, it held out a plate Oliver Twist Style and said, "Please Sir, may I have some more?"
For a hundred years they ate poop with legalized lynchings and murder and terrorism.
Then, finally, FINALLY the Civil Rights movement happened.
Now, the south likes to pretend it doesn't eat poop any more. But how big a battle was it to remove the confederate flag? Why is the south trying to suppress voting rights? Why is the South denying that it has a problem? It's like an alcoholic and an eater of poop all in one.
Self Governance requires a basic level of ethical understanding. If you can't understand that owning people as property is wrong, you can't be a state. If you can't understand that denying the vote to citizens is wrong, you can't be a state.
Germany learned from Nazism.
The South hasn't learned from Confedercyism.
Until they stop eating poop, I think we might need to suspend the constitution in Red States.
It's not like it really worth anything but toilet paper right now thanks to the Bush Patriot Act and the Obama Collaboration.
Let's stop eating poop or having adult conversations with people who think eating poop is OK. It is not OK.
Monday, June 17, 2013
[News] We All Agree There is a Problem...BUT
For those living under a rock, or reading this 20 years from now (in whatever obscure archive or rubbish bin to which it might be relegated) the news have been awash with Snowden, a former NSA employee who has brought to light what we suspected all along....that they have been listening in to our all phone calls. All of them. Guilty or Innocent. We are all made equal by the intrusion in our lives.
Unlike a lot of the frankly ridiculous things that have come up lately against the President, this has serious weight. It started during Bush, but Obama consciously chose to continue it. People believe it. Snowden's proof is conclusive. While there are potentially questionable elements of Snowden, we must remember what happened to Manning and Assange....so any charges that come out against him have a very high burden of proof.
Regardless of the messenger, the message is quite alarming. Many, if not most, on the left and the right who aren't asleep, finally agree that this is unacceptable, and that something must be done.
Right...so...alone, those on the right and left are not going to make a difference. We need to join forces. And the conservatives need to be the one to initiate action.
Ever hear the phrase 'only Nixon could go to China?' It came from the view that a liberal or democratic president could not go to China without being painted as a 'weak commie loving liberal' thanks to the images painted on democrats by the GOP during the cold war. Mainly thanks to McCarthy. Thanks McCarthy.
Now a democratic president has to act tough. Probably some of the reason Obama is going to war in Syria...he can't appear weak. Democrats must not appear weak.
When Republicans begin attacking the president as incompotent, and that government can't work....and everything else that liberals do...and lie...and attack over and over again, no democrat who has any credibility can be seen working with dirty disgusting conservatives. They can initiate bills, but finding bipartisian support is not a priority. Republicans need to quit talking about Benghazi and Obamacare and the lies of the IRS "scandal" and focus on what is really important....
Like an intelligence community and the DHS and TSA gone frankenstein. THEY are the real threat to our liberties....and yet....
And yet they are incapable of doing this. Republicans not only can't apologize, they can't work and reach out to democrats for the good of the country. Republicans have attacked Democrats to the point that democrats can't do the same because to give an inch to insane Republicans is to allow them to put more insane things like birth control or the like.
I'm sure conservatives don't see it that way. They expect democrats to just do what they want.
It isn't going to happen. Democrats are cowardly, but they're not cowardly against the democrat in charge...they won't revolt against Obama in a case like this.
Unlike a lot of the frankly ridiculous things that have come up lately against the President, this has serious weight. It started during Bush, but Obama consciously chose to continue it. People believe it. Snowden's proof is conclusive. While there are potentially questionable elements of Snowden, we must remember what happened to Manning and Assange....so any charges that come out against him have a very high burden of proof.
Regardless of the messenger, the message is quite alarming. Many, if not most, on the left and the right who aren't asleep, finally agree that this is unacceptable, and that something must be done.
Right...so...alone, those on the right and left are not going to make a difference. We need to join forces. And the conservatives need to be the one to initiate action.
Ever hear the phrase 'only Nixon could go to China?' It came from the view that a liberal or democratic president could not go to China without being painted as a 'weak commie loving liberal' thanks to the images painted on democrats by the GOP during the cold war. Mainly thanks to McCarthy. Thanks McCarthy.
Now a democratic president has to act tough. Probably some of the reason Obama is going to war in Syria...he can't appear weak. Democrats must not appear weak.
When Republicans begin attacking the president as incompotent, and that government can't work....and everything else that liberals do...and lie...and attack over and over again, no democrat who has any credibility can be seen working with dirty disgusting conservatives. They can initiate bills, but finding bipartisian support is not a priority. Republicans need to quit talking about Benghazi and Obamacare and the lies of the IRS "scandal" and focus on what is really important....
Like an intelligence community and the DHS and TSA gone frankenstein. THEY are the real threat to our liberties....and yet....
And yet they are incapable of doing this. Republicans not only can't apologize, they can't work and reach out to democrats for the good of the country. Republicans have attacked Democrats to the point that democrats can't do the same because to give an inch to insane Republicans is to allow them to put more insane things like birth control or the like.
I'm sure conservatives don't see it that way. They expect democrats to just do what they want.
It isn't going to happen. Democrats are cowardly, but they're not cowardly against the democrat in charge...they won't revolt against Obama in a case like this.
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